a lot of water moving really fast.

November 20, 2005

Silly

barbecue toadstools and Gi joe bonanzas all add up to a great extravagnaza
sometimes i wish i had a little more
maybe but later i'd just be sore
that's okay lay them straight the big fat hen is coming in
9 ten i'll do it again
money money money money
r-e-s-p-e-c-t
that's what i want
hey hey we're the monkeys
car 54 where are you?
kiddie table at Thanksgiving time-better conversation
ten people that you'd go to mars with
LRC
sometimes you feel like a _______.
you said nut, because of the song.
sometimes you _________.
you said don't...
well i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner...
what a messed up song. i've never hunted before and would feel bad if i killed something although i like hamburgers and don't think i'll stop eating them. what else....?
do you ever wonder what goes on in your head?
not me. i'm too busy thinking of really cool stuff. like how to fit four hundred garbage trucks into my backyard for a world takeover attempt. Nuclear missles aren't as important to stockpile if you can't cart away paper plates. Nuclear waste versus human waste you decide which is YOUR bigger problem.
i like to read books but sometimes I don't. i say it's because of time, but i got the same time someone who has read a book has has has has has has has.
I remember in elementary school we watched a 15 minute video during library time. Some kids had to solve mysteries. Imagine...mysteries. They ARE solvable that's what those kids wanted me to know during library time. I can solve it WITH them. HAhahahahahaahahahahahaha. That's the way the evil computer alien lord laughed.

3 comments:

Shane said...

i am not exactly sure how i feel or what i think after reading this, but somehow i deem it brilliant.

it is good to see you posting again - let's try not to go another 2 months without the goods, okay richie!

richard said...

well... alright. thanks for the picture to remember you by.

richard

Shane said...

i can give you another pic if you like

About Me

Someimtes I feel like I was made for distant lands and agricultural awareness. You know, the kind of guy that carries a machete and fights bad guys all in the name of God.